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Coachella Valley and surrounding Southern California areas including Palm Springs, Palm Desert, Indio, Cathedral City, Rancho Mirage, and Desert Hot Springs.

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FunkyCold Properties

We buy homes directly from homeowners across the Coachella Valley and Southern California — fast, fair, and as-is.

(323) 555-0100[email protected]
Coachella Valley, CA

We Help With

  • Foreclosure
  • Inherited Property
  • Divorce
  • Costly Repairs
  • Vacant Home
  • Relocating

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FunkyCold Properties is a real estate investment company. We are not a licensed real estate brokerage. All offers are cash purchases made directly by FunkyCold Properties. Results may vary. We operate in the Coachella Valley and surrounding Southern California counties.